Robert Bunter: Sometimes it seems like George's default songwriting 
position was perched on his high horse, sorrowfully lamenting the 
shortcomings of the rest of the world. Listen to "Think For Yourself," 
"Within You Without You," "The Inner Light," "I Me Mine" (as well as 
most of All Things Must Pass and lots of subsequent solo records) for 
the characteristic message - the world could be a beautiful place if the
 rest of you would just open your eyes and transcend the artificial 
boundaries of ego, like
 I, George Harrison, have already done. Isn't it a pity? 
Even his early efforts ("Don't Bother Me," "You Like Me Too Much," "If I
 Needed Someone") betray a thinly-veiled sense of superiority. This 
tendency could be grating, especially coming from a smug 
multimillionaire who had his own personal shortcomings (greedy with
 money, boned Ringo's wife in the '70s, didn't return phone calls, thick phlegmy voice, 
questionable facial hair), but "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is a great
 song despite its arch, judgmental tone.
Richard Furnstein:
 "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" presented a new side 
to George's hectoring. Previous efforts had focused on 
putting down a lady or moaning about having to do a press junket in 
Central Florida; "Gently Weeps" finds him judging his aimless bandmates 
and their self-destructive egos.
1 It's a theme that would 
serve him well during the solo years. I do find that the grumpy 
George vibe seems a bit easier to take on this one. First off, it's a 
lovely melody, taking the descending guitar line trick that George loved
 and pairing it with simple action-based rhyme. The arrangement has a 
lot of great moments, particularly Paul's bass and his opening piano 
riff (which always seemed to me to be linked to the flamenco guitar that
 prefaces "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"). Perhaps most
importantly, "Weeps" connects with the listener, despite relying on a 
series of loose metaphors. We want to take George's side in 
the slowly 
evaporating friendships of The Beatles. Like an adult child feeling 
sympathy for a parent who gave their life to supporting a crumbling 
marriage, the listener believes that George is on the losing side of the
 divorce of his childhood gang. I'm not sure they could say that George 
gave his best years of his life ("You Like Me Too Much"), but he 
certainly deserved better than to have this number--his best offering 
yet--dismissed due to an album real estate turf battle between Paul and 
John. "Sorry, Georgie, no time for your guitar song. We've got to record stupid
 'Glass Onion.'"
You could play every blues from "Drivin' That Thing" to "Death Bell Blues" with the same spider fingered finesse, milking the willing prostate of your white Stratocaster.  
Robert Bunter: You've got a point there, except for the part 
about it 
being George's "best offering yet." Perhaps you've forgotten a little 
number that I like to call "I Want To Tell You" from an album which I 
like to call 
Revolver? 
Remember my electrifying fantasy sequence about the "Swinging London" undertrousers and the sweet-smelling girl from Stockholm?
 Although "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is often cited as an 
example of George's second-class status in the group (John, Paul and 
George Martin "could hardly be bothered with it" according to most 
re-tellings), the first-class contributions of the others belie such pat
 analysis. Paul's bracing Morse code piano intro and characteristically 
inventive bass playing don't 
sound like the products of a disinterested participant. Ringo's drums 
are
 better than perfect, understated yet powerful; plus there's that funny 
galloping percussion noise on the verses, and his crucial tambourine, 
whcih 
punches up the second half of Clapton's guitar solo quite nicely. Oh, 
did we mention the Clapton thing? Less-knowledgeable readers may not be 
aware that George drafted hotshot Yardbirds/Bluesbreakers/Cream axeman 
Eric Clapton to sit 
in on "Weeps" and stink it up with his second-rate 
Stratocaster noodling; one can only imagine the 
pursed grimaces, rapidly-shifting eyebrows and other shameless poochy guitar-face mugging that "God" Clapton probably indulged in while the tapes rolled.
 According to the history books, when Crapton (as I call him) showed up 
to the previously acrimonious White Album sessions, the others were
 instantly on their best behavior, not unlike the function Billy Preston
 would serve during the latter half of the Get Back project. Maybe so, 
but I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather he'd stayed home, even if it 
meant John would have pushed this track off the album in favor of 
"What's The New Mary Jane." If I want to listen to a British guy play 
shitty blues guitar riffs over a melancholy acoustic guitar strum 
underneath a set of pretentious "meaningful" lyrics, I'm going to just 
go ahead and fetch my copy of Ten Years After's "A Space In Time" and 
cue up "I'd Love To Change The World." It's track three, right after the
 trippy space alien invasion fantasy "Here They Come." Meanwhile, if 
everyone is taking my advice all of a sudden, let's just go ahead and 
make the White Album a four-record set featuring the full "Revolution 
1-9" suite, the 27-minute "Helter Skelter," the Anthology acoustic 
version of 
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps" and the blurry "Not Guilty" mix from the 
Peter 
Sellers tape. Wait, where am I?
Richard Furnstein: I'll tell you where you are. You are in London, 
England so it is raining. It's 1968 and you are wearing finely a tailored 
white pirate shirt and cavernous sunglasses to hide your junkie gaze. 
Your best friend invited you to guest with his band The Beatles to 
"blues up" a number that he had been nursing over the last few months. 
You heard the song once. George played it for you on his back patio in 
Kinfauns, fixing his eyes on yours as he bared his soul with a series of
 awkward and pedestrian rhymes. Ha, he even had a line about humans as 
actors in the play of life or some dumb shit like that. Luckily he later scrapped that verse. You tried to break away from his gaze--his famous eyebrows tense with concentration while
 his curry-stained spindly fingers plodded out the song's progression on
 an old Martin. To be honest, you only wanted to come over to George's 
house to be closer to his nubile young wife, Patti. Bugger that, because
 Patti was off shopping for wide-legged pants and now you were stuck with 
George's thin voice and his lentil-infused flatulence. He finally finished the song. You lit a Chesterfield and sat
 back in the recliner, "I could do something with that one." Of course 
you could. You could play every blues from "Drivin' That Thing" to 
"Death Bell Blues" with the same spider fingered finesse, milking the 
willing prostate of your white Stratocaster. 
Months later it was go time. You almost forgot about the song 
(George called it "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" while you liked to call
 it "Willing Wife Blues"), but you ambled into Abbey Road Studio anyway.
 "Ricky, what are you doing here?" John asked. "Great to see you, lad," 
offered Paul. Ringo didn't say anything, he was too busy eating a can of
 beans that Mal Evans had prepared. "He's here to play on my new song," 
George said blankly. So you played the song. You could feel the distance between them at the beginning of the session, yet the recording came together perfectly. Like a tray of Walkers' Nonsuch Toffee from God's own 
oven. You are Eric Clapton. And you stink.
Robert Bunter: Oof, that really hits home. I can almost smell the 
Chesterfields and lentils. Hey, what was John doing on this song? No 
backup vocals, no noticeable guitar contributions ... maybe that was the
 source of George's irritation. Lennon couldn't be bothered because he 
was cueing up tape loops for "Revolution 9" with Yoko. I think you're 
right, this song is addressed to the other Beatles as much as it is to 
the inhabitants of the larger outside world. Still, we can all learn 
some lessons from Harrison's lyric: wake up your sleeping love, sweep 
the floor, unfold your love, learn from your mistakes, don't be 
perverted. Keep this advice in mind and remember not to let Eric Clapton
 anywhere near your wife. Thanks, Dark Horse. We miss you.
1"Only A Northern Song" is 
clearly an antecedent, but George's fury was directed at the music 
business in general.